1. communistbakery:

    *opens jacket* hey kid you wanna buy some dru- (construction workers start sawing) you wanna buy some- (saws get louder) hey kid you wanna buy

    (Source: communistbakery, via pizza)

     
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  4. nice-wig-janis:

    heres comes honey boo boo is actually the best show

    (via guccier)

     
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    1. kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
    2. me: well lets see kids
    3. me: *throws dart at map of the world*
    4. me: hm
    5. me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
     

  6. titytwochainz:

    dick longer than ya girl explainin how her day went

    (via pizza)

     

  7. canni8al:

    so i was trying to find a picture of a bird that is big so i searched “big bird” but forgot he was a character

    image

    so i went back and typed in “a large bird” and HE IS STILL HERE LOOKIN SAD LIKE I DIDN’T WANT HIM

    image

    (via imcastielsassbutt)

     
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  9. chubbymon:

    This little rant described the way I look at religion perfectly.

    (Source: mindgardens, via imcastielsassbutt)

     
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  13. foxnewsofficial:

    hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

    (via pizza)

     
  14. tobeymacguire:

    phantomdoodler:

    why

    HEEEEEEEEERES JOHNNY

    (via awkwardvagina)