1. patbaer:

    Caught sleeping by the PRESIDENT.

    (via pizza)

     

  2. virginsacrificer:

    next time a stranger tells you that youre familiar and youve met before they just cant remember where just clear your throat and tell them do you watch porn?

    (Source: virginsacrificer, via pizza)

     
  3. 1021girl:

    snickerdoodlesandsausages:

    enjolrasactual:

    in-love-with-my-bed:

    the-winchesters-creed:

    ayellowstateofmind:

    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

    There’s the hufflepuff

    (Source: picapixels, via colormesky)

     

  4. Me: *Gets Ice Cream*
    Me: *Goes To Room
    Me: *Forgets spoon in kitchen*
    Me: *Cries*

    (Source: asvprock, via colormesky)

     

  5. whoredinarygirl:

    barely passing a class like

    (via colormesky)

     

  6. onlinegf:

    verbal abuse & bullying is not ‘freedom of speech’

    (via pizza)

     
  7. (Source: wefashionxo, via colormesky)

     
  8. averypottermormon:

    lokili-in-the-tardis-at-221b:

    unfboy:

    wastelandsofficial:

    makin my way downtown

    sliding fast

    ass is chapped

    and I’m home bound.

    I just laughed for like 3 minutes at the two guys in the background walking backwards

    this is so funny because this is my school and i remember that day

    (Source: chuskopan, via colormesky)

     
  9. ruinedchildhood:

    this episode changed me forever

    (via colormesky)

     

  10. cassjaytuck:

    what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

    (via colormesky)

     

  11. macintush:

    "It’s pronounced like jif"

    Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

    (via tonyabbot)

     
  12. (Source: idolizingidina, via lohanthony)

     

  13. oreoofficial:

    has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth

    (via pizza)

     
  14. porygons:

    I’m gonna pee on all these kids

    (Source: imaparrot, via colormesky)

     

  15. The People That Born Between 1994 And 1999 Are Awesome Because…

    marlicouriersix:

    swing-in-the-sky:

    demi-naynay-gomez:

    thebeablefish:

    maryyulz:

    We already lived in two different millenniums

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    We already lived in two different ages

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    We already lived in 3 different decades

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    We already passed through: 1/1/1, 2/2/2, 3/3/3, 4/4/4, 5/5/5, 6/6/6, 7/7/7, 8/8/8, 9/9/9, 10/10/10, 11/11/11

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    And we passed through: 12/12/12

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    We watched the “End of the World”

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    And all that before turning 18!

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    you made my life sound so exciting

    And we spent most of it on the internet

    Yep

    (Source: your-generation, via microwavingfairiessince2010)